if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN
Eaton House - Essex, London
Wow this is a palace
remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me
i think that’s enough internet for one day
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.