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fyerflys:

ugh the burger

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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best-lovequotes:

Full Cravings | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

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ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

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solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*joins The Black Parade*

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alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed

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zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

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