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My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via intensional)

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

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The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

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when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

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my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

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